Fake prediction markets about your friends.
Ask a dumb question about a friend, set the odds, and Allegedly spits out a trading screen so real people forget it isn't.
Launching soon · iOS first
Three taps to a fake market.
Ask the question
"Will Dave ever text back the same day?" Anything about anyone. The dumber the better.
Set the odds & the vibe
Slider or a preset for the odds — then a card look and a comment tone. The fake commenters carry half the joke.
Drop it in the chat
Share the card as an image. It looks like a real trading screen. Everyone loses it.
Looks legit. Isn't.
Every part of the card is fake and set by you — the percentages, the "volume," the comment section. That's the joke.
5 card looks
Wall St., Degen, Vegas Odds, Crypto, Noir. Pick your flavor of chaos.
8 comment vibes
From "supportive friend" to fully unhinged. The fake commenters do a lot of the work.
10-second create
Odds presets and quick templates. One market between the punchline and the send.
Animated GIF export GOLD
The ticker ticks, the odds animate. Way harder to scroll past in a group chat.
Make-one-back built in
Tap a market someone shared with you and you're one screen from firing back.
Free, no account
No signup, no login, no feed. Make a card, share a card, done.
They see it. They make one back.
One absurd market lands in a group chat, and within a minute three other people have made their own. That's the entire app.
- 1 You make a market "Will Jordan ever unmute the group chat?" — 91% NO.
- 2 Drop it in the chat Shares as an image that looks like a real trading screen.
- 3 Someone taps through The card links back here — they're one screen from the app.
- 4 They fire one back Now there's a market about you. The loop runs itself.
Markets people made this week.
Every one is fake and made by someone about a friend. Yours takes about ten seconds.