Parody · not financial advice

Fake prediction markets for your group chat.

Ask a silly question, set the odds, and Allegedly turns it into a meme-style fake market screen for the group chat. Nothing's real — it's all a bit.

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TRENDING · FRIEND MARKETS
Will the group chat ever agree on a restaurant?
96%
NO
4%
YES
Degen look · $149,317 Vol. · 12h ago
@chartcriminal the optimism here is genuinely inspiring
@odds.goblin the poll has been open since March

Parody · not a real prediction market · no real money · nothing resolves

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How it works

Three taps to a fake market.

1

Ask the question

"Will the group chat ever agree on a restaurant?" Any silly question, big or small. The dumber the better.

2

Set the odds & the vibe

Slider or a preset for the odds — then a card look and a comment tone. The fake commenters carry half the joke.

3

Drop it in the chat

Send the card to the group chat. It looks like a real trading screen. Everyone loses it.

What's in it

Looks legit. Isn't.

Every part of the card is fake and set by you — the percentages, the "volume," the comment section. That's the joke.

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5 card looks

Wall St., Degen and Vegas Odds free; Crypto and Noir with Gold. Pick your flavor of chaos.

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5 comment vibes

Kind, snarky, sarcastic, loving or supportive, all free. The fake commenters do a lot of the work.

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10-second create

Pick a category (Friends, Sports, Office & Family, Pets) or write your own. Odds presets do the rest.

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Make-one-back built in

Tap a market someone shared with you and you're one screen from firing back.

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Free, no account

No signup, no login, no feed. Make a card, share a card, done.

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Allegedly GoldOPTIONAL

No ads, the Crypto and Noir looks, and your own pinned comment. Weekly with a 7-day free trial, or yearly.

The whole point

They see it. They make one back.

One absurd market lands in the group chat, and someone makes one back. That's the entire app.

  1. 1 You make a market "Will the group chat ever agree on a restaurant?" — 96% NO.
  2. 2 Drop it in the chat It goes out as an image, with a link to the full card.
  3. 3 Someone taps through The link opens the full card — in the app if they have it, in the browser if not.
  4. 4 They fire one back Now they've made one for the group chat too. The loop runs itself.
Ideas

Markets for the group chat.

A few made-up examples to get you started. Yours takes about ten seconds.

Will the group chat ever agree on a restaurant?
96% NO4% YES
$149K Vol. · Trending
Will the meeting actually end on time?
89% NO11% YES
$204K Vol. · Hot
Will the group trip survive the spreadsheet phase?
55% NO45% YES
$88K Vol. · New
Will the potluck have enough food this year?
33% NO67% YES
$312K Vol. · Trending
Will the holiday plans get finalized this week?
78% NO22% YES
$61K Vol. · Rising
Will anyone admit they haven't seen the show yet?
92% NO8% YES
$47K Vol. · Trending

Make a market for your group chat.

It takes ten seconds and it's free.

Free on the App Store and Google Play

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